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Marriage is the union of disparate elements. Male and female. Yin and yang. Proton and electron. What are we talking about here Nothing less than the very tension that binds the universe. You see, when we look at marriage, people, we’re are looking at creation itself. I am the sky, says the Hindu bridegroom to the bride. You are the earth. We are sky and earth united…. You are my husband. You are my wife. My feet shall run because of you. My feet shall dance because of you. My heart shall beat because of you. My eyes see because of you. My mind thinks because of you and I shall love because of you.

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Marriage. It’s like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides them to the future.

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Marriage. It’s a hard term to define. Especially for me–I’ve ducked it like root canal. Still there’s no denying the fact that marriage ranks right up there with birth and death as one of the three biggies in the human safari. It’s the only one though that we’ll celebrate with a conscious awareness. Very few of you remember your arrival and even fewer of you will attend your own funeral.

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Men are confused. They’re conflicted. They want a woman who’s their intellectual equal, but they’re afraid of women like that. They want a woman they can dominate, but then they hate her for being weak. It’s an ambivalence that goes back to a man’s relationship with his mother. Source of his life, center of his universe, object of both his fear and his love.

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One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people…well, two people can work miracles. They can change a whole town. They can change the world.

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People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.

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Real meaningful endeavours, the biggies in human existence, often require the sacrifice of others.

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She gave me more than just a sweater vest that night. She gave me all this. Nothing. She gave me nothing. That’s what I need. No phone book, no Game Boy, no pasta maker, TV Guide. Nowhere to go, nothing to do.

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Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don’t necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.

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The day is coming, and it ain’t going to be long, when you ain’t even gonna have to leave your living room. No more schools, nor more bodegas, no more tabernacles, no more cinneplexes. You’re going to snuggle up to your fiber optics baby and bliss out.

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