Tag: Dave Barry

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other’s nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you’re RIGHT I NEVER would’ve thought of that’

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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