My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Ellen DeGeneres
Normal is getting dressed in clothes tha…
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Ellen DeGeneres