My favorite animal is steak.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Fran Lebowitz
No animal should ever jump up on the din…
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Fran Lebowitz
Remember that as a teenager you are at t…
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Fran Lebowitz
Special-interest publications should rea…
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Fran Lebowitz
Stand firm in your refusal to remain con…
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Fran Lebowitz
Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always bee…
Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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The controversial overachiever is someon…
The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Fran Lebowitz
The most common error made in matters of…
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one’s soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive-you are leaking.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Fran Lebowitz
The opposite of talking isn’t listening….
The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Fran Lebowitz
Your life story would not make a good bo…
Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
Quote by: Fran Lebowitz