My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Henny Youngman
My wife is a light eater … as soon as …
My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts to eat.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Henny Youngman
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to …
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking,…
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Henny Youngman