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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t there a saying that if it comes off in your hand, you can rear back and throw it as hard as you can I thought I heard that somewhere.
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Whenever I need to get away,” I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They’re terrible
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Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don’t like to read good books.
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Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy’s arm behind his back. NOW who’s asking the questions
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Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.
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Whether they live in an igloo or a grass shack or a mud hut, people around the world all want the same thing a better house
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Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now.
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Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won’t laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags
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You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want to. But I’m telling you, I will bark at any sound I hear and it will drive you crazy.
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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on your feet and somehow figure out how to skate up the walls and across the ceiling.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts