Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Lily Tomlin
Ninety eight percent of the adults in th…
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Lily Tomlin
No matter how cynical you get, it is imp…
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Lily Tomlin
Reality is nothing but a collective hunc…
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Lily Tomlin
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t…
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Lily Tomlin
Sometimes I worry about being a success …
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Lily Tomlin
The trouble with the rat race is that ev…
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Lily Tomlin
We’re all in this alone….
We’re all in this alone.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Lily Tomlin
Why isn’t there a special name for the t…
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet
Quote, saying and phrase by: Lily Tomlin