Tag: Mark Twain

Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain.

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Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption.

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Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute, but they all worship money.

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Some people get an eduction without going to college the rest get it after they get out.

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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.

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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but I repeat myself.

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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

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The billiard table is better than the doctor.

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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.

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