Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Russell Baker
People seem to enjoy things more when th…
People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Russell Baker
People who say you’re just as old as you…
People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Russell Baker
Reporters thrive on the world’s misfortu…
Reporters thrive on the world’s misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Russell Baker
The goal of all inanimate objects is to …
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Russell Baker
The only thing I was fit for was to be a…
The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn’t require any.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Russell Baker
Usually, terrible things that are done w…
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Russell Baker