Tag: Scott Adams

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

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No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

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Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

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The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage–Management.

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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as ‘nutty methods.’ Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as a complete waste of time.

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We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.

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We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

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