My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Steven Wright
The Meaning Of Life The reason that we’r…
The Meaning Of Life The reason that we’re all here is that it was too crowded where we were supposed to go.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Steven Wright
There’s a fine line between fishing and …
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Steven Wright
What’s another word for Thesaurus…
What’s another word for Thesaurus
Quote, saying and phrase by: Steven Wright
When I woke up this morning my girlfrien…
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’ I said ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’
Quote, saying and phrase by: Steven Wright
You can’t have everything. Where would y…
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it
Quote, saying and phrase by: Steven Wright