Mike Look, we’re gonna spend half the ni…

Mike Look, we’re gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you’re going to say it sucks and we’re all gonna leave and then we’re gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who’s looking around the room to see if there’s somebody else who’s more important she should be talking to. And it’s like I’m supposed to be all happy ’cause she’s wearing a backpack, you know

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Trent Let me tell you something Mike you…

Trent Let me tell you something Mike your money, and you know what else, your a big winner. I’m gonna ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me who’s the big winner here tonight at the casino Huh Mikey, that’s who. Mikey’s the big winner. Mikey wins.

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Trent I don’t want you to be the guy in …

Trent I don’t want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone’s *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you’re not sure whether or not you like yet. You’re not sure where he’s coming from. Okay You’re a bad man. You’re a bad man. You’re a bad man, bad man.

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